
NOT SURFING NOT SEXY
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Make a statement with the *Not Surfing, Not Sexy* T-Shirt, the ultimate tee for those who live for the waves. Crafted from premium, ultra-soft cotton, this relaxed-fit shirt combines comfort with attitude.
Designed for surfers and ocean lovers, its bold slogan turns heads whether you’re chilling at the beach or cruising the streets. Lightweight, breathable, and effortlessly cool, it’s perfect for post-surf hangs or dreaming of your next session.
- **Material:** 100% high-quality cotton
- **Fit:** Relaxed, unisex fit
- **Care:** Machine washable, durable print
If you’re not surfing, you better be rocking this tee—because not surfing is just not sexy.
Shipping & Delivery
All North American orders are typically delivered within 3-5 business days. International is 6-10 business days.
Composition & Care
Composition
98% Cotton
2% Polyester
Care Instructions
Wash with like colours in cold water and hang to dry. We also recommend dry cleaning to ensure the best results.
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